Чудовищные в моей ванной!

Yesterday I had a very heavy dinner and in the middle of the night I started to feel intense cramps! I ran to the bathroom because I knew these farts would echo through the house! They looked like monsters growing in my belly, eager to explode in midair! I thought that "something liquid" would come next, but it was just my farts wanting to surface! The strong smell invaded the whole environment! A scent that would certainly leave you in awe! I think this time even the neighbors heard my farts!