Не та дыра!

The ‘boring' back story: Due to my urethra being fried by radiotherapy in 1995 when having treatment for a Ewing's Sarcoma, it means that left to its own devices my urethra will shrink down to absolutely nothing! Resulting in that hardcore pushing to get the piss out causing a pressure build up and has lead to early stages of kidney failure! And so to stop proper kidney failure I need to use catheters occasionally to help empty my bladder. So here I am, struggling to find the correct hole down there! And the tube isn't small enough anyway, mine is extra dinky! Firstly I attempt things by using the view on my phone screen, but my bush makes it impossible to see. So I grabbed a mirror from the bedroom and still managed to poke the tube in my vagina rather than up into my bladder on my first attempt with a proper reflection!